iamshadowthehedgehog:

very important stores 

moofrog:

blackbanshee:

mugino:

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

this is never not funny

IT’S BAAACK

zilleniose:

FULL VIEW if tumblr is being a butt
what if bill tried to conjure his own physical body but could only manage this size
he really only likes grape because the fruit on the box is shaped like a triangle

zilleniose:

FULL VIEW if tumblr is being a butt

what if bill tried to conjure his own physical body but could only manage this size

he really only likes grape because the fruit on the box is shaped like a triangle

myblargh:

jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

The Philippines doesn’t celebrate Halloween. Our Christmas starts in September (just because it’s the first month that ends in -ber)

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

apatheticghost:

club penguin is 98% teenagers trying to be funny and 2% fifth graders whose parents won’t let them get facebook

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck


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golcate:

epic-vines:

When people fish for compliments
Vine by: Logan Paul

this deserves an oscar

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mychems:

i prefer not to think of it as ‘september’ but rather ‘pre-october’

wake me up when pre-october ends

cutedroid:

I’m quitting art club

cutedroid:

I’m quitting art club

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
aobas-holy-dick:

Am I doing this right?

aobas-holy-dick:

Am I doing this right?