very important stores
LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL
this is never not funny
what if bill tried to conjure his own physical body but could only manage this size
he really only likes grape because the fruit on the box is shaped like a triangle
what month comes after september???
after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas
The Philippines doesn’t celebrate Halloween. Our Christmas starts in September (just because it’s the first month that ends in -ber)
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
club penguin is 98% teenagers trying to be funny and 2% fifth graders whose parents won’t let them get facebook
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
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When people fish for compliments
Vine by: Logan Paul
this deserves an oscar
i prefer not to think of it as ‘september’ but rather ‘pre-october’
wake me up when pre-october ends